I'm Jess, a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating my 18th birthday for the past 3 years. I attend university in the states most central party-college and can often be located waking up in the wrong bedrooms or on the sidewalk. My most successful moment was appearing on A Current Affair. Crying. In my spare time, I enjoy fighting thirteen year olds on twitter.  Oh Wow
20 April 2014

myfemalegaze:

robotsandfrippary:

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

sircuddlebuns:

sereneflaws:

WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD

its a fucking puddle please go outside

sircuddlebuns:

sereneflaws:

WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD

its a fucking puddle please go outside

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

 
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